
I’m sorry if you are offended by what I have to say, but I’m not a lover of kitsch. As today is apparently National Unicorn Day (at least in the UK) I thought I’d just mark it … but without the oodles of rainbow glitter that most seem now to be associating with this much maligned creature.
The celebration, we’re told, is being held this year on the 9th of April and is “dedicated to the respect and support of mythology [sic] and nonexistent creatures”. My thoughts on mythological and nonexistent creatures are briefly summed up in this review, but I’m not totally allergic to fiction featuring the one-horned creature (for example, Peter Dickinson’s The Ropemaker, reviewed here).
And of course, my own avatar is of a unicorn in a warning triangle — a tip-off that some fantasy may be met in the blog — though it’s entirely a coincidence that I currently happen to sing in a local a cappella group (specialising in medieval, Renaissance and Baroque music) called … the Unicorn Singers.

Are you celebrating this day? Or were you as unaware of it as I was until I looked at social media?
And for Scots among you, here is the Scottish version of the Royal Coat of Arms, with the Scottish unicorn prominent as heraldic supporter. As an ex-Bristolian I should also add that unicorns featured as supporters on its coat of arms too, with two giant sculptures atop its Council House.

Thanks. I have seen and heard the Unicorn Singers in the church next door, St Bridget’s S
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Thanks! Very special to be able sing settings of Henry Vaughan’s mystical verses in Llansantffraed church, a parish he was associated with for so long.
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Never heard of it! 🙂 But it seems you of all people not only need, but even should, celebrate 😀 Noblesse oblige!
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Indeed, I have no choice!
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Hadn’t heard of Unicorn Day but was just discussing the whole Rhino/unicorn (and also mermaid/dugong) connection with my mother yesterday- so nice to see your post with that coming through.
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Coincidences/synchronicities like that are magical, aren’t they? 🙂 And Arctic narwhal tusks, with their distinctive rope-like twists, were displayed as ‘authentic’ unicorn horns in the medieval period.
I also remember seeing mentions of genetic abnormalities that had resulted in a single horn growing from the foreheads of the occasional goat, which may also have contributed to the unicorn myth — which is supposed to be a peculiarly European development.
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True 🙂 We were beginning to wonder whether the Rhino and Dugong/Manatee were the original unicorn and mermaid who er… “slimmed down” somewhere along the way 😛
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Sounds a reasonable explanation! They just don’t seem to have adjusted to rising obesity levels…
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Love that Durer etching you’ve chosen. You have to love Albrecht! I’m rather sad the way the depiction of unicorns has changed – where has the pure, noble, strong minded beast gone? Replaced by cutesy, rainbow-coloured, glittery, doe-eyed … I’ll stop there. And yes, we have unicorns here in Bristol – big gold ones too that can be blinding on sunny days. Not sure the council would approve erecting such glorious frivolities these days . . .
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I heard a story many years ago about how the Council House unicorns found their way onto the roof, ordered by the architect before he went on holiday as a cheap alternative to what was planned. (Confirmed on here: https://www.bristol247.com/news-and-features/features/bristol-unicorns-you-may-not-have-known-about/). And of course there is a unicorn horn in St Mary Redcliffe! Just joking, it’s a narwhal tusk. 😁
Those icky rainbow unicorns? I blame My Little Pony, it has a lot to answer for… I wonder how they’d look as pictured by Durer? Hmmm
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Thanks for the link Chris – loved the Bristol unicorns, some of which I knew about, some not. I’ve always thought the council house examples to be odd as their tails are so unlike real horse tails, more like a lions tail. Now looking at the 16th century seal, I see all the architect did was copy that design. So, was this a Tudor idea of what a unicorn looked like, part narwhal, part horse, part lion?
And you’re right, My Little Pony has a lot to answer for – utterly revolting.
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They’re fascinating, all these byways, aren’t they! All these mythical creatures were, as far as I can see, composites, from the half-humans like Minotaur, satyr, centaur and mermaid to beasties like the chimaera, dragon and griffin which combined bits from animals already familiar to people of the past (or were indeed actually faked up by professional forgers). The unicorn’s tail was possibly borrowed from the griffin, which was half eagle, half lion, and I fancy its overall shagginess in medieval example came from the goat.
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All compounds to make them more exotic and fascinating I suppose. Though you’d think a virgin loving horse with a horn would be unusual enough without the lion’s tail! 🙂
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I expect Freud had a great deal to say about that particular trope.
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Ha! Yes, indeed.
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Have a look at this Raphael painting, which I have to admit is new to me (fascinating backstory on Wikipedia):

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Thanks for this Chris – this is new to me too. What a fascinating unicorn/dog, a cross breed, definitely! And how irritating that a later painter decided to turn her into St Catherine. If I was Raphael, I would have come back to haunt him.
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🤔 A unicorn-dog cross? Hmm, if corgi is Welsh (‘cor-gi’) for dwarf-dog, then maybe this is a unicorgi? Just a thought 💭
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Haha! Like the idea of a unicorgi. Very practical for city living 🙂
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It’d make a change from the miniature pigs that were all the rage a few years ago!
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I always fancied a tiny elephant, about the size of a corgi would be perfect. Ever since I read The Changeover by Margaret Mahy. Will have to get someone to work on that for me.
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Currently reading the anthology “Zombies vs. Unicorns”, so appropriate, I suppose.
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Ha! 😊
I wonder, is there a National Zombie Apocalypse Day? Maybe the 6th June at six in the morning?
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Any day at 6 AM?
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You’re right, that’s how I (and doubtless a good many others) feel at that time in the morning!
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I thought time had slipped and I was back at the first of the month, but no, it really was National Unicorn Day. This is what I love about your posts, Chris: one never knows what’s coming next. Fantastic (in every sense of the word)!
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Yes, my first instinct too was, ‘This must be a joke, right?’ Then I found out not! Surprised though that the Scots haven’t already claimed it for St Andrew’s Day in November… But you’re too kind about my posts, Paula, though I admit they can sometimes be rather scattergun in their topics 😁
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Personally I think a much more suitable date, at least in Britain, would be 29 March – at least from 2019 onwards.
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Yes, and after that date we’ll know whether or not we’ll be living in Cloud Cuckoo Land. 😦
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Oh gee, I missed National Unicorn Day. Drat, I will have to wait until next year. Thanks to you I am putting it on my calendar now. Must be prepared 🙂
What did we do before the Internets regarding all these “days?” Did we have them in the numbers we have now? It seems that everyday I go on Twitter it is some day or another. For example I just found out it’s National Sibling Day and it’s too late to call my sister. I have so much guilt. I should check Twitter earlier in the day….
Thanks for the laugh, Chris!
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You might enjoy this, Laurie, a skit on these interminable ‘national days’ of this or that which some geezers have thought it would be a laugh to put out there: https://calmgrove.wordpress.com/2016/08/12/today-was/
From the wording you’ll be able to guess what my attitude to most of these actually is!
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And now I see you commented on that post from 2016 and I somehow missed it; sorry.
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Ha! That was a wonderful and insightful poem. And yes, I know where you stand 🙂
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